February 2010
29 posts
Best line I’ve heard in a while:
Take me...
I’m at a funny phase in life where my oldest says “sick” without irony and my youngest gets high 5s for pooping in the toilet.
14 yrs ago today I married a girl I’d only known 3 months. sometimes you just know.
NYC shuts down for the SNOWPACALYPSE while SLC is getting pummeled with snow and we call it Thursday. wimps!
my flash of genius was snuffed out after dumping 60 pages of legal docs into google translate hoping they emerged in plain english. nada.
“The only region that’s completely surrounded by another cluster, Mormonia,...”
– Sad face for having no friends outside the I-15 corridor but hey, Mormonia has a nice ring to it, no? And other interesting Facebook data dissection:
http://petewarden.typepad.com/searchbrowser/2010/02/how-to-harvest-facebook-profiles-from-emails-without-logging-in.html
dear fly over states: I’m tweetin’ the hell out of your air space!!!
Rediscovering one of my favorite Bad Religion...
you know you’re flying out of Oakland when: young dude on cell phone says “I’m tired of only seeing each other at our friend’s funerals”.
for being one of their top 25 guests of 2009 the W has given me a coupon for a free eyebrow/lip wax or mani/pedi. um, thx?
“we’re ebay+facebook+amazon+swoopo!” OMGWHEREDOISENDTHECHECK!
